"I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society." -Henry David Thoreau (1854)

星期一, 10月 30, 2006

Chemotherapy 化療日記(一)



直到進了醫院才知道上面的標誌是表示生化廢棄物、生化污染的意思,(BioHazard)... 在護士用過的針頭回收盒、病人穿過的衣服...等等。跟電影惡靈古堡其實沒有太大關係。

十月十五號,被抓進內湖三軍總醫院,可悲可泣的日子開始。

因為有著可怕的經驗分享,讓我對三總的印象超不好,可是我是軍人。在部隊長官分析利害弊要加上軍人在軍醫院比較沒有請假的問題,好吧,Leave it to the God. 長庚遲遲沒有給我有病床住的消息,這年頭看病還得等病床佔位,只好姑且試試看三總了。

直到真正看到我的主治大夫前,心裡抱著懷疑.... 不會要再躺上手術檯開刀一次確定我的病因,心中頓時放下一塊大石頭。不過高興沒有兩天,因為要裝上人工血管打化療,又被全身麻醉帶進去手術房,又是赤裸裸的進去、赤裸裸的出來,綠色的手術袍裡連內褲都不能穿。

開刀真是一種奇妙的體驗,像是運送冷凍豬肉一樣被人在擔架五花大綁,然後推推推推到手術室門口,再用一條輸送帶把你送進手術房... 這次麻藥沒有打得很完全,手術大概要結束時,我醒了過來,感覺有人在我左胸劃來劃去,.. 我那時有試圖嘗試說: 該死!麻藥退了,幫我多打... 然後又昏了過去。後來再醒過來時已經在躺在我的床上了。

十月二十號,傷口持續增加中。
今天做了骨髓穿刺,醫生說這是為了確定我得的淋巴癌分期。我想: 隨便啦~ 都可以啦~ 反正已經在長庚做了胸腔鏡手術(在床上整整躺了五天) 來三總又被推進手術房,都可以啦

(待續)

星期五, 10月 06, 2006

Listening Comprehension 大明星的困擾

Biff's Question Song (Stand-up Comedy)


Listening Comprehension:
NOTE: Please watch the clips above, then read the following descriptions. Each film will be broadcast as much as you like. Take your time and Enjoy it!


Lyrics:
When the flying plane among the all street, there are lots of things people they like to meet. They shake my hand and never ask my name. And they start to ask the question that’s always the same.

這世界滿天都是飛機,人們急著認識新的人事物,
當陌生人看到我時,總愛熱情的跟我握手,但是卻從來不問我的名字。
取而代之的是一些老掉牙的問題。

Hey! What’s Michael J. Fox like? He is nice.
What’s Michael J. Fox like? Nice guy.
What’s Michael J. Fox like? He is an alien!.. stop asking me the question.

嘿,你覺得Michael J. Fox 人怎樣? 他不錯阿
嘿,你覺得Michael J. Fox 人怎樣? 人很好。
嘿,你覺得Michael J. Fox 人怎樣? 他是從火星來的! 別再問了!! (怒)

I went to the department store and met my Nephew Josh. I’m not a Jewish but like to Nash. I put on my Yamerco and started to pray, when the arriving over I heard him say:

(紅字部分為聽力太差,尚待補遺中)

Hey! Was that Real monor? No, it wasn’t.
Was that weird monor? No.
Was that weird monor? It’s a movie! Stop asking me the question!

....那是電影! 別再問了!

Can we take you a picture?
Come on, look me, would you pull my hand on the button of the answering machine?

我們可以跟你拍張相嗎?
別鬧了,行行好幫忙按下答錄機的按鈕( 可以阿!)

These questions are filling my head, I went to my doctor. And my doctor says:
What does the key grip do? Set applies.
What does the Best Boy do? Help the key grip.
What dose the producer do? I don’t know! Stop asking me the question!

這些鳥問題一直困擾著我,當我去醫院看醫生時,我的醫生問我:
場務(場景設計)是幹麻的? 當然是佈置場景!
那場計又是幹麻的? 幫場務佈置場景。
.........那製片勒? 鬼知道! 別再問了!

Do you all hang out together? No, we don’t.
How's Crispin Glover? Never talk to him!
Back to the Future before? Not happening! Stop asking me the question!

你跟某某人在交往嘛? 並沒有!
Crispin Glover後來怎麼了? 跟他不熟!
那真的有回到未來這回事嗎? 還真的勒! .....別再問了 !

Hey! Who is the nice famous guy you know? Adam Sandler.
Who is the biggest jerk? Cary Ducey.
How much money do you make? More than you do, so stop asking me the question!

嘿,你認識最親切的明星是? 亞當‧山德勒。
誰最王八蛋? Cary Ducey.
請問你賺的薪水有多少? 比你多啦..... ! 別再問了!


註: 這位苦命主唱Thomas F. Wilson 當年飾演回到未來 一配角 Biff Tannen,意外走紅後卻被粉絲們一直纏問著關於片中的劇情,以及電影中主角 Machael J. Fox , Crispin Glover 等問題。 其實Tomas Wilson 本人也是多才多藝,早期從"霹靂遊俠"(Kinght Rider)起家,後陸續在美國電視有線電視飾演主角或配角陸續有七十多部作品。他的官網 http://www.tomwilsonusa.com/ 內收錄這位演藝巨星自彈自唱、詼諧而幽默的一面。

延伸連結: IMDB 回到未來 <>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/

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